Apple Pie

2 gallons of apple juice
2 gallons of apple cider
1 can of cinnamon sticks
Warm it up until it reaches 100 degrees
then add
2 cups dark brown sugar
2 cups light brown sugar
Keep cooking and stirring
Add a few dashes of cinnamon powder
Cook until boil and reaches 225 degrees
Let cool
Once cooled to 100 degrees add alcohol
1.75 litre of Absolut Vodka
1.5 litre of Everclear



In the end this is something that the gods have had to make. Unforsaken and I drank a mason jar of this while driving 100 mph through the upper peninsula from 3-6 am. I was simply the best thing we both have ever put in our mouths.

sounds absolutely delicious

It was pure awsomeness....

drunk driving is bad, even moreso while speeding

but the simple fact is, everyone does it atleast once

does it count if you didn't know you were drunk until you got out of the car???

I go by the half an hour rule, if I drink alot and am home within 1 half an hour I would say you are good, but if not, then you fail and should stay wherever you are

i want some of that!!!!
sounds yummy!!!!

And technically, while drinking said beverages, speeds were contained below the triples mark..... that is the line for speeding up in nowhere, so below that is acceptable. =)

Just make sure you know where all the bathroom stops are on the way.....

thats always my problem when I start drinking, is knowing where the stops are at, and whether to leave the toilet seat up so that kitty can drink from the toilet or not.

lol well in this situation when driving in the middle of God's country you can't drink a mason jar of moonshine and not pee for 3 hours.........

And when you drive past somewhere and she says, "No, I'll wait till the next one...." turn the crap around and make her, otherwise you have said 3 hours of complaining about a need to pee said moonshine.

I had driven it a couple times and I thought there might be one after that so......i got nothing fail