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			<title>Shot of 151 with Everclear added while you are peeing</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/shot-of-151-with-everclear-added-while-you-are-peeing-t124.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>The key here is to make sure you get it in the glass while they are going to pee before taking the next shot of flammable. Not quite a whole shot more, but just shy.... that way it doesn't look too much bigger (they are already drunk and not paying attention.) The fact that it is 151 pretty much negates tasting tastes, so it isn't a matter of, &quot;Hmmmm tastes like something else flammable....&quot; Its just a matter of breathing afterward while everyone looks at you. This can also be done  ...</description>
			<category>Wine and Fine Liqours</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:05:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/shot-of-151-with-everclear-added-while-you-are-peeing-t124.htm#775</comments>
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			<title>So I might have over done it?</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/so-i-might-have-over-done-it-t118.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>I've got this setup in my apartment, where when I have my computers on, I don't need the heat... I managed to currently have a Dell Poweredge 2400, running dual 1.0's with 2 gig of ram with Server 2003, running raid 5 across 5 or six 10k's (i don't remember), a newly created beast tower thing with dual 550's (soon to be 1.0's as well) running another raid 5 (thanks zero!) with 5 10k 36 gigs on Server 2003, as well as my two lappy's and my water cooled tower. Connecting all this to the interwebs  ...</description>
			<category>Computers</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:30:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/so-i-might-have-over-done-it-t118.htm#740</comments>
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			<title>I got my wigle on</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/i-got-my-wigle-on-t120.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>Broke 100,000 logged networks, and #36 with 72,800 discovered with GPS. Is your WiFi secure?</description>
			<category>Computers</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:56:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/i-got-my-wigle-on-t120.htm#743</comments>
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			<title>Using my phone . . .</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/using-my-phone--t114.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>As a internet connection for my laptop. WIN!</description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:01:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/using-my-phone--t114.htm#726</comments>
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			<title>Cleanup</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/cleanup-t122.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>Also fail of the day.... garbage no where near garbage can or even in the right area of the aptment, lol. Argh!!!</description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:21:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/cleanup-t122.htm#750</comments>
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			<title>me...</title>
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			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description>being the 1st post of 2009.... 17 days into the new year...lame</description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:35:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/me-t116.htm#731</comments>
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			<title>Arbor Mist</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/arbor-mist-t121.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Putting said item in the freezer for I don't know why until it explodes later in the night and leaving broken glass and pink all over the freezer and floor. <img src="http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net//users/1611/75/59/96/smiles/897685.gif" alt="small devil" longdesc="104" />]]></description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:19:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/arbor-mist-t121.htm#749</comments>
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			<title>Romeo Y Julieta</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/cigar-of-the-day-f11/romeo-y-julieta-t123.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>Enjoyed the first cigar of the year, and it is sad when just cutting it makes you sad you haven't enjoyed one in a month and a half. Then lighting it, then waiting to take that first draw.... I sound like an addict. But alas, it is what it is, and as good as hookah is, and the fact that I will always enjoy it, it doesn't have the complex and robust flavor of a cigar. The cigar burned wonderfully as usual, allowing thick smoke rings and only relighting the wrapper because my attention was diverted  ...</description>
			<category>Cigar of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:47:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/cigar-of-the-day-f11/romeo-y-julieta-t123.htm#774</comments>
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			<title>beer pong</title>
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			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description>...me and mellowyellow never winning</description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:33:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Some thoughts on the weather</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/cigar-of-the-day-f11/some-thoughts-on-the-weather-t117.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>Its winter, and at that, it is a ten below kind of winter. I'm not a terrible nancy, however that is just not cigar enjoying weather. With that in mind, my christmas gift of water pipe Hookah goodness has allowed me to keep in tradition with smoking the cancer, while still enjoying the warmth of inside, as well as the fruity goodness of shisha. So maybe we'll have to throw up some thoughts on the different kinds so I won't soon forget what I thought of them.</description>
			<category>Cigar of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/cigar-of-the-day-f11/some-thoughts-on-the-weather-t117.htm#739</comments>
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			<title>Obama's Election Sparks Gun Sales</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/obama-s-election-sparks-gun-sales-t104.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description>Obama's Election Sparks Gun Sales

Up in Arms: Post-Election Fears Cause Surge in Gun Sales

By RYAN OWENS



Nov. 7, 2008—



While shoppers are cutting back on almost everything, sales of one item are suddenly soaring -- guns. Buyers across the country are snapping up firearms at a record pace



At 9 a.m. today, the counter was already crowded at Cheaper Than Dirt, a discount gun and ammunition store in Fort Worth, Texas.



&quot;Everyone is here for the same reason: Buy it now  ...</description>
			<category>In the News</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:35:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>How many guns can you conceal</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/how-many-guns-can-you-conceal-t113.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
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			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:08:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/how-many-guns-can-you-conceal-t113.htm#723</comments>
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			<title>Gun O'Clock Alarm Clock!</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/gun-o-clock-alarm-clock-t112.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
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			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:26:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/gun-o-clock-alarm-clock-t112.htm#710</comments>
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			<title>First one to 200 posts</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/first-one-to-200-posts-t111.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
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			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:45:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/first-one-to-200-posts-t111.htm#707</comments>
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			<title>Oh, How Exciting!!!!!!   ?</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/oh-how-exciting-t110.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description>Nuclear or Bioterror Attack on U.S. Likely by 2013, Panel Warns



Tuesday , December 02, 2008



Terrorists are likely to attack the United States using nuclear or biological weapons before 2013, according to a report released by a bipartisan commission.



Vice President-elect Joe Biden was briefed on the panel's study on Tuesday. Among other things, the report suggests that the incoming Obama administration shore up its counterterrorism efforts to fight against germ warfare.



&quot;Our  ...</description>
			<category>In the News</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:34:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/oh-how-exciting-t110.htm#704</comments>
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			<title>Beer pong champion</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/beer-pong-champion-t109.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>So I took on lostshadow and mellowyellow by myself in a tournament of champions in beer pong. Needless to say, Me 8 games, them 1</description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:09:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/beer-pong-champion-t109.htm#693</comments>
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			<title>I so win!!</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/i-so-win-t108.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mellowyellow</dc:creator>
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			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/i-so-win-t108.htm#687</comments>
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			<title>Santa's Helper</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/santa-s-helper-t105.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description>I told my kids today at calendar that I was Santa's helper, that's why my last name was Cole.. I helped Santa put coal into children's stockings if they were naughty.  Haha</description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:42:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/santa-s-helper-t105.htm#646</comments>
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			<title>My emo haircut</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/my-emo-haircut-t107.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Emo Haircut
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			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:11:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/my-emo-haircut-t107.htm#683</comments>
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			<title>I raise my post count, one post in the whore thread at a time.</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/i-raise-my-post-count-one-post-in-the-whore-thread-at-a-time-t1.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>Post all things related to w00t, here</description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:51:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>White trash</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/white-trash-t106.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pYmBrLofu5Y" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>
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			<category>Videos</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:16:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/videos-f9/white-trash-t106.htm#668</comments>
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			<title>Happy birthday to Unforsaken</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/happy-birthday-to-unforsaken-t102.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>Because 22 isn't all that old</description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:50:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/happy-birthday-to-unforsaken-t102.htm#618</comments>
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			<title>Me.</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/me-t103.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>Billy.</description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:13:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/me-t103.htm#621</comments>
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			<title>I'm 22</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/i-m-22-t101.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description></description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:27:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/i-m-22-t101.htm#610</comments>
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			<title>OBAMA as president</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/obama-as-president-t98.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif" alt="Suspect" longdesc="23" />]]></description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/obama-as-president-t98.htm#567</comments>
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			<title>So I am at work...</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/so-i-am-at-work-t92.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>And I feel like death.</description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:11:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/so-i-am-at-work-t92.htm#526</comments>
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			<title>This is what happens when I get bored</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/this-is-what-happens-when-i-get-bored-t97.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/13/10/80/17/11040811.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:46:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/this-is-what-happens-when-i-get-bored-t97.htm#566</comments>
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			<title>I'm 22</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/i-m-22-t100.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description></description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:27:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/i-m-22-t100.htm#609</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/i-m-22-t100.htm</guid>
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			<title>Everclear and OJ</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/everclear-and-oj-t96.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Unforsaken</dc:creator>
			<description>Just make sure you don't try to Everclear and pop.... it doesn't cover up anything.... tastes like flammable....</description>
			<category>Wine and Fine Liqours</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:57:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/everclear-and-oj-t96.htm#561</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/everclear-and-oj-t96.htm</guid>
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			<title>Assumptions = FAIL</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/assumptions-fail-t99.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description>



This is a flair I sent to some people on facebook this morning just thinking it was funny.  No political ties to it.  I was actually thinking about people's individual futures and how they dead end.. not about this nation because of Obama (which I should have thought in the first place)



I got attacked stating that I should be supportive of Obama and that he has all of these good ideas and he will help our nation and that she's not here to change my views, but I pretty much shouldn't  ...</description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:39:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/assumptions-fail-t99.htm#583</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/assumptions-fail-t99.htm</guid>
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			<title>FAIL</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/fail-t95.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description>a fail of the week goes to this forum for being so dead!  no one is ever on anymore!  Stop having a life, give me entertainment.</description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:50:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/fail-t95.htm#536</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/fail-t95.htm</guid>
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			<title>I need....</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/i-need-t75.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>unforsakenslover</dc:creator>
			<description>A new computer, since mine's too old for me to upgrade...</description>
			<category>Computers</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:37:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/i-need-t75.htm#348</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/i-need-t75.htm</guid>
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			<title>Putting a deposit on this bad boy today</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/putting-a-deposit-on-this-bad-boy-today-t88.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.rockriverarms.com/images/products/kcara407.gif" alt="" />
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Nuff said]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:36:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/putting-a-deposit-on-this-bad-boy-today-t88.htm#493</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/off-topic-f1/putting-a-deposit-on-this-bad-boy-today-t88.htm</guid>
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			<title>Sarah Palin appears on 'Saturday Night Live'</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/politics-f7/sarah-palin-appears-on-saturday-night-live-t71.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>NEW YORK (CNN) -- Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared on NBC's &quot;Saturday Night Live,&quot; along with Palin lookalike Tina Fey. 





Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared on two skits on &quot;Saturday Night Live.&quot;



 The show's opening sketch featured a mock press conference with Fey reprising her role as the Alaska governor. 



The piece then cut to a shot of Palin watching Fey's performance on a television monitor with Lorne  ...</description>
			<category>Politics</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:46:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/politics-f7/sarah-palin-appears-on-saturday-night-live-t71.htm#335</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/politics-f7/sarah-palin-appears-on-saturday-night-live-t71.htm</guid>
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			<title>A Funny</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/politics-f7/a-funny-t94.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/owner/hTyuPDc7xsPP0C2W" target="_blank">A Democratic High School Musical</a>
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I couldn't resist making this.
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Cast members include Joe the Biden and the obamanation]]></description>
			<category>Politics</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:58:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/politics-f7/a-funny-t94.htm#534</comments>
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			<title>I win</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/i-win-t90.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I filled up the tank in my car for $24 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />]]></description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:06:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/i-win-t90.htm#499</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/i-win-t90.htm</guid>
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			<title>my family loses</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/my-family-loses-t93.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[my mom is pissing and bitching about me eating the last of the dinner that I made last night 
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and I'm getting yelled at for not emptying the vacuum cleaner, when in fact, i have yet to vacuum since i have moved home.  
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life is good at the lostshadow residence]]></description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:41:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/my-family-loses-t93.htm#533</comments>
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			<title>mellowyellow fail</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/mellowyellow-fail-t86.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Just like her infamous bottle of jack and coke being half full/empty, mellowyellow once again failed as she opened up her bag of chips to find them already half full/empty.  
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<img src="http://i78.servimg.com/u/f78/13/18/64/91/chips210.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://i78.servimg.com/u/f78/13/18/64/91/chips110.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:15:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/mellowyellow-fail-t86.htm#430</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/mellowyellow-fail-t86.htm</guid>
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			<title>booooooo</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/general-discussion-f2/booooooo-t91.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<i>Information
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Sorry, but only users granted special access can reply to posts in this forum.</i>
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gay.  respected members just have no respect!]]></description>
			<category>General Discussion</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:31:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/general-discussion-f2/booooooo-t91.htm#502</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/general-discussion-f2/booooooo-t91.htm</guid>
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			<title>Battling for votes: Small businesses weigh choices</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/politics-f7/battling-for-votes-small-businesses-weigh-choices-t89.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>CNN) -- Even before the current economic crisis, voters listed the economy as the top issue in the presidential election.



In a CNN.com special report, Battleground Voters, we talked to voters in five battleground states -- Colorado, Florida, Missouri, North Carolina and Ohio -- to find out how the economy would influence their choice for president.



In the first of four parts, we talked to small-business owners, who have been at the center of John McCain's and Barack Obama's plans on  ...</description>
			<category>Politics</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:38:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/politics-f7/battling-for-votes-small-businesses-weigh-choices-t89.htm#495</comments>
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			<title>Take a look...</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/news-f5/take-a-look-t83.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mellowyellow</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Take a look at the new smilies under extra!!!
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Thought everyone would enjoy it as much as i do!!!! 
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<img src="http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net//users/1611/75/59/96/smiles/187368.gif" alt="the wave" longdesc="136" />  <img src="http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net//users/1611/75/59/96/smiles/567120.gif" alt="the wave 2" longdesc="137" />  <img src="http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net//users/1611/75/59/96/smiles/187368.gif" alt="the wave" longdesc="136" />]]></description>
			<category>News</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:23:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/news-f5/take-a-look-t83.htm#414</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/news-f5/take-a-look-t83.htm</guid>
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			<title>Doctors work to rescue patients in Iraq's mental health system</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/doctors-work-to-rescue-patients-in-iraq-s-mental-health-system-t87.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- The man sits gently rocking on the bed, one hand clutching a cloth, the other hiding his face from view.





Few patients ever leave Al Rashad hospital, doctors say.



 He doesn't look up and he doesn't want to talk. His body language screams despair.



Across the tiled room, other men are sitting on thin, filthy mattresses atop metal bed frames.



&quot;Our life is miserable. It is dirty. The food is bad. Life is very bad here,&quot; says one of them, Abu  ...</description>
			<category>In the News</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:35:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/doctors-work-to-rescue-patients-in-iraq-s-mental-health-system-t87.htm#492</comments>
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			<title>Legace injured after tripping over the carpet for VP candidate Palin</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/legace-injured-after-tripping-over-the-carpet-for-vp-candidate-palin-t85.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LostShadow225</dc:creator>
			<description> Legace injured after tripping over the carpet for VP candidate Palin



ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Blues goalie Manny Legace left after one period Friday night with a hip injury that occurred when he slipped on the carpet placed on the ice for Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.



The Alaska governor dropped the ceremonial first puck before the Blues hosted the Los Angeles Kings. A narrow carpet walkway was placed from the gate at the Blues bench to center ice for Palin, her husband  ...</description>
			<category>In the News</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:42:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/legace-injured-after-tripping-over-the-carpet-for-vp-candidate-palin-t85.htm#427</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/in-the-news-f10/legace-injured-after-tripping-over-the-carpet-for-vp-candidate-palin-t85.htm</guid>
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			<title>Apple Cider and Captain</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/apple-cider-and-captain-t69.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description>Self explanitory.....FTW</description>
			<category>Wine and Fine Liqours</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:47:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/apple-cider-and-captain-t69.htm#331</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/apple-cider-and-captain-t69.htm</guid>
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			<title>Porn win......well who am i kidding porn is always win</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/porn-winwell-who-am-i-kidding-porn-is-always-win-t84.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description>Car shows porn on dashboard display

Published: Oct. 24, 2008 at 8:34 AMOrder reprints  |  Feedback 



WINDSOR, Ontario, Oct. 24 (UPI) -- A Canadian pizza delivery driver in Windsor, Ontario, says his car's wireless rear-view camera system shows pornography when he drives on a certain street.



Dikran Ohanyan, 52, who owns a pizzeria and also makes deliveries, bought the system about a year ago as a safety precaution during backing, the Windsor Star reported.



Two weeks ago, he said,  ...</description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:19:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/porn-winwell-who-am-i-kidding-porn-is-always-win-t84.htm#419</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/porn-winwell-who-am-i-kidding-porn-is-always-win-t84.htm</guid>
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			<title>computer win</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/computer-win-t80.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mellowyellow</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[i win cause i had 58 viruses on my laptop and it wounldn't start!!!!
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thats a win in my book!!!]]></description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:46:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/computer-win-t80.htm#372</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/computer-win-t80.htm</guid>
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			<title>This is by far fail of the day material. (&amp;quot;General Custer&amp;quot; Mustache Gets Cop Suspended)</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/this-is-by-far-fail-of-the-day-material-general-custer-mustache-gets-cop-suspended-t82.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ZeroCool</dc:creator>
			<description>&quot;General Custer&quot; Mustache Gets Cop Suspended



&quot;This is not about a mustache. This is about the failure to obey a direct order.&quot;

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

 WSPD: Ohio cop suspended over mustache. 

Toledo, OH (WSPD-AM) - An Ohio Police officer will spend three days at home on unpaid suspension for not trimming back his &quot;General Custer&quot; style mustache. 



Sylvania Township trustees voted to suspend Officer Ron Discus after the officer reportedly failed  ...</description>
			<category>FAIL OF the DAY</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:24:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/this-is-by-far-fail-of-the-day-material-general-custer-mustache-gets-cop-suspended-t82.htm#408</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/fail-of-the-day-f3/this-is-by-far-fail-of-the-day-material-general-custer-mustache-gets-cop-suspended-t82.htm</guid>
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			<title>Everyone needs this shirt</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/everyone-needs-this-shirt-t77.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>unforsakenslover</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/991e/?cpg=cj" target="_blank">http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/991e/?cpg=cj</a>]]></description>
			<category>Win of the Day</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:32:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/everyone-needs-this-shirt-t77.htm#356</comments>
			<guid>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/win-of-the-day-f14/everyone-needs-this-shirt-t77.htm</guid>
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			<title>Clergy man over porns network</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/clergy-man-over-porns-network-t81.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description>Porn-surfing clergyman downs church network

Published: 20 Oct 08 11:49 CET

Online: http://www.thelocal.se/15076/20081020/



A church minister from Strängnäs in central Sweden has resigned from his post after his porn-surfing habits led to the spread of a virus that knocked out the local church network, Metro reports. 







The Church of Sweden minister admitted to spending a lot of time at work viewing pornographic websites. 



But his habits might have gone undiscovered had  ...</description>
			<category>Computers</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:12:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/computers-f13/clergy-man-over-porns-network-t81.htm#387</comments>
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			<title>Apple Pie</title>
			<link>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/apple-pie-t72.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>alalicious</dc:creator>
			<description>2 gallons of apple juice

2 gallons of apple cider

1 can of cinnamon sticks

Warm it up until it reaches 100 degrees

then add

2 cups dark brown sugar

2 cups light brown sugar

Keep cooking and stirring

Add a few dashes of cinnamon powder

Cook until boil and reaches 225 degrees

Let cool

Once cooled to 100 degrees add alcohol

1.75 litre of Absolut Vodka

1.5 litre of Everclear







In the end this is something that the gods have had to make.  Unforsaken and I drank a  ...</description>
			<category>Wine and Fine Liqours</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 16:19:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thefaildotorg.forumotion.net/wine-and-fine-liqours-f12/apple-pie-t72.htm#337</comments>
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